I found this one on the Internet. Made me laugh.

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When I was pregnant, I went to my friend who had a four year old daughter Sophie. We were having dinner and then suddenly Sophie told me:

- You should stop eating right now, you are very big!

I smiled and explained that I was big because I had a baby in my belly. Sophie almost fell of her chair:

- You ate a child?!

♥

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